Meow. Meow meow meow.
I'm a novelist of sorts. I mean, I contemplate fantasy worlds and then say "Oh, I'll now write a crime-humour novella."
So I have a few stories up here of my prized Detective Orion Kinsley, who originally appeared in a play I wrote. Naturally, I was the main character, explaining why he has similar physical qualities to me.
They are on here and they illegibly genius, but I find that hard to believe.
In addition I write poetry, although it is mostly humour as well! In fact, all the serious stuff I write in the form of poetry is so badly written that it is embarrassing! If you have any requests for comedic poetry, feel free to pitch them to me - if the idea flares something within me, I see no reason why I couldn't do it.
I aspire to earn a living off writing, so I ought to get used to living frugally.
Favourite Visual Artist
Van Gogh, Tim Burton
Favourite Movies
Sweeney Todd, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, Repo: The Genetic Opera, Vertigo
Favourite TV Shows
Adventure Time, IT Crowd, Black Books, Krod Mandoon
Favourite Bands / Musical Artists
Captain Dan and the Scurvy Crew, Beethoven, Epica, Blind Guardian, Skrillex
Favourite Books
The Dark Tower, Hitchhiker's Guide to the Galaxy, The Legend of Drizzt, Dawn, The Wheel of Time, Odd Thomas
Favourite Writers
R.A. Salvatore, Stephen King, Douglas Adams, James Patterson, Robert Jordan, Virginia Andrews, Dean Koontz
Favourite Games
Baldur's Gate, Solitaire, Dungeons and Dragons, Magic: The Gathering
Favourite Gaming Platform
A table with a bunch of players around it as I set the narrative as Dungeon Master.
Tools of the Trade
2B pencils, oil pastels, keyboard, pens, sandwiches
Other Interests
Wearing pants, thinking about pants, eating pants, removing pants from goblin corpses, selling looted pants, admiring pants.